After merely a few weeks in his new home, Stan Lee already has a new job, taking over creative control of Earth from God himself. There had been rumors God would be pushed out immediately upon Stan arriving in heaven, but the deity held on for a few more weeks before finally being ousted.The move became official when an announcement was sent to Earth — 362 babies being born across the world, all with a mustache, sunglasses and somehow having the ability to shout Excelsior.As for God, he can now return to one of his older hobbies, perhaps flooding, smiting and ignoring the prayers of billions. This move was not surprising as God’s poll numbers in recent years have been in rapid decline, while millions upon millions line up multiple times a year to see Stan Lee in a movie — although his cameos last at most 5 seconds.
Stan will have some limitations as the “Grand Creator.” Human flying has been outlawed on Earth for thousands of years, as have most superpowers. Stan stated he is up for the challenge and just hopes to make the world a more beautiful and accepting place.
The world may have lost a great man who created hundreds of amazing characters, but now people can go to bed knowing a truly great person is looking over the Earth. Stan Lee is now in charge. Like everything he did in life, he will now make the world a little more super.